I went to the movies with a friend of mine today and we got some Twizzlers and waters. I randomly ask him if he's ever used a twizzler as a straw and he says no. So I make one. Here's a quick tutorial for the utilitarian treat:
1. Bite the near end off the Twizzler
2. Bite the far end off the Twizzler
3. Insert Twizzler into beverage and enjoy.